I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

Hooray for generalisations people. Copy and paste if you want, make sure you pick the one that suits you most and make it the subject line of your blog or email! Nothing bad will happen if you don't - no horrible deaths, genetalia falling off, and your other half won't leave you... (unless you're already a bitch/bastard that is!) However if you do, you might get a laugh from someone else!

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be fast.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NIGGA, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A FAT ASS, So I must be a stripper

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock!

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a whore

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, o I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be dumb

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I DRESS LIKE A THUG so I MUST be one.

I've FUCKED UP IN THE PAST so I MUST still be a bad person.

I fixed it!

Hooray. All hail my fantasticness! :)

Hooray for a double post...

Can anyone else see two of the same posts below? Pls leave a comment if you can... I want to know if it's my comp, or the blog itself, being as it seems to not exist when I try to delete it. Stupid thing... grrr.

Totally Awesome Weekend

Actually it started Thursday night, when I went to baby sit Lisa's baby Breanna, who is exactly two months old today! We had a lot of fun, even tho she didn't seem to think sleep was a good idea, so in the end the pram parked next to the classical music on the DVD player worked rather than laying down in the cot. I moved her out into the cot abotu 20 minutes later, and she didn't even stir. Stayed asleep for 4 hours too! Lisa was very happy :)

On Friday after a truly spastic day at work, (everyone is going "OMG NEED THIS BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!" so it's really busy) I went to Cheries and had a great catch up. Saw everyone from school that I still talk to, and caught up on heaps of things, Sarah and Rob are getting MARRIED (holy fuck!) Leanne's parents divorced :( and Kaz's mum has MS. I've missed so much lately. Really should stay in touch with them more.

Then we went to Gwak's party (he's a LANner) and we saw LAN people in non-LAN settings, and they're still such geeks... it's so sweet :) Had a good time there too, even though I was tired from only sleeping 6 hours at Cherie's.

Today is a day of chilling :) I have done my laundry... or am trying to, the dryer does not appear to be heating properly. Need to find a clothes horse and hand my clothes in the sun, the weather today is awesome.

Other than that, I have slept like 11 hours, played some games and otherwise done sweet FA. I'm sure there's something more productive I could be doing, but bah!

OMG seriously... check this sexy little game out. Tony just sent it to me, and holy crap, I need him!

Anyways... I'm starving... off in search of food.

Things Not To Say...

When defending your playing neopets (yeah I still do that) as opposed to using the internet for other purposes, for example, downloading porn.

"At least I don't have to take my pants off to play neopets!"

As far as I am aware you could keep your pants on to download porn too. (Watching it could be a different story)

I really should think before I open my mouth huh?

Never thought you'd see ME at a bodyshop party huh?

Well, I went! AND I bought a couple of things, and what's more I had fun! Lis threw a Bodyshop party yesterday and I went along, bonus, she has a 7 week old baby girl, and I got to spend a lot of time cuddling her, which means that my urge to have a baby has been settled, at least for the time being.

After that mum and I went to see Fiona Boyes at the Mt Dandy pub, Fiona as always was awesome, I absolutely love her work, but the food was less than awesome... spent $25 on a steak, which was about the only 'normal' thing on the menu... seriously... braised beef cheeks in smoked ham hock stock, with "redslaw" and some other weird veggies? The steak was decidedly average... I mean, at least it was Medium-Rare but otherwise... bah. Not eating there again in a hurry. Seamus's here I come!

My neck today is absolutely hurting like hell. I must have slept funny or something stupid, because I have to be really careful to not move too fast or it seizes up and makes my entire head hurt. Feels like my head is too heavy for my neck actually. Back to the osetopath I go.

Right now there is some kind of fight going on between Fungus and Myspace... I have a space, but I hardly ever use it. I have a coupla friends that I try to keep up with there, but otherwise having already found some people's spaces and giggling about how emo they truly are, I have no more use for it.

I actually opened this blog with a purpose of sharing some news, but like most MSN convos I initiate, I have forgotten the main reason for dong so.

Anyways, if I remember why I really wanted to blog I'll do a new post.

And This Is How You Know I'm Bored...

My god, I can be such a pathetic emo...

Name: Miranda
Birthdate: 28-04.86
Birthplace: Melbourne
Current Location: My chair, my room, Melbourne
Eye Color: Brownish-hazel
Hair Color: Reddish-brown
Height: 5'6" or so...
Weight: About 60kgs
Piercings: 3 in each ear
Tattoos: Want, but don't have
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Long-term Relationship
Overused Phraze: I dunno... I don't listen to myself when I talk!

FAVORITES
Food: Anything home-cooked
Candy: Jelly Beans
Number: 3 or 13
Color: Purple I guess...
Animal: Cats
Drink: Juice or Coke I guess
Alcohol Drink: Bundaberg Rum
Bagel: What now?
Letter: Never thought about it.
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes or Smile

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Fast food makes me want to spew
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee (bring on the caffiene!)
Kiss or Hug: Cuddles! (they can include kisses)
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk if I HAVE to choose
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funnily Scary
Love or Money: Love

YOUR...
Bedtime: Not late enough to satisfy my net surfing urges
Most Missed Memory: If I've missed it, chances are I won't remember it!
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes Smile or Boobs!
First Thought Waking Up: How much longer can I sleep before I HAVE to get up without being late to work?
Goal for this year: Survive
Best Friends: Nath-baby all the way
Weakness: I love other people too much
Fears: Hieghts, Deep Water, Dark, Windy Nights, Storms... so sue me, I'm paranoid
Heritage: Sri Lankan/Australian
Longest relationship: 17 months and counting :)

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Ummm... yeah
Ever been Drunk: Yeah
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yeah
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Umm... yeah!
Been Dumped Lately: No

IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: No preference
Favorite Hair Color: Ditto
Short or Long: LONG!
Height: A lil taller than me, but not much
Style: Unique
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute :cute
Drugs and Alcohol: No Drugs
Muscular or Really Skinny: No preference

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I don't have enough fingers to count em all!
What country do you want to Visit: NZ, UK, Sri Lanka, USA
How do you want to Die: Peacefully
Been to the Mall Lately: Yeah today
Do you like Thunderstorms: They terrify me
Get along with your Parents: As long as I don't live with them!
Health Freak: Sporadically
Do you think your Attractive: Ditto
Believe in Yourself: Usually
Want to go to College: Meah
Do you Drink: You already asked this
Been in Love: I AM in love :)
Do you Sing: Poorly at best
Want to get Married: Of course
Do you want Children: Definitely...
Have your future kids names planned out: Very much so
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Ummm... maybe you should have asked that when I was 16 and 362 days...
Hate anyone: Not hate exactly... does overwhelming urge to kill count?

Blah...

Feel tired, somewhat overheated and my head hurts. There's nothing hugely wrong, I'm just irritable for some reason, and to be honest, nothing shits me more than being shitty for no reason. Guess I have a reason now... being shitty about being shitty? Does that count?

My stomach is also stupidly crampy... musta eaten something icky. Guess the lollipop I'm having now won't help. In my defence my blood sugar was dropping and considerably adding to my blah mood.

Today at work was soooo quiet. I was bored outta my brain. Came up with a bunch of stories I will never write, and cleaned the factory. Oh, and read a novel... good book actually. Ugly by Constance Boriens or something.

I'm sure there was a reason I wanted to update here... if only I could remember/work out why. Something funny Tweedledee said at work yesterday I guess.

I have also resolved to learn to play the guitar. This will probably infuriate Fungus and myself, but I really want to learn. I also want to learn drums. Pity I have a lousy sense of rythym.

Really nothing exciting to report... I shall seek other forms of entertainment.

About time I updated...

Just really haven't got around to posting lately, various LANs and not unpacking the computer, combined with an insane need to sleep more, and rearranging the room have been the main culprits.

I have been downstairs at work a lot lately... Lyndal is having a hard time realising I can do anything, on the flip side, the bookkeeper who I usually hate has been really nice recently... this is odd.

However, I enjoy my downstairs time heaps, the boys (Tweedledum, Tweedledee & Winnel - nicknames and surname, not going to use their real names) down there are hysterical, and provide me with a lot of amusing stories.

Me: I think Tarra went to your school Tweedledee, Tarra with the double-R, do you remember her?

Tweedledum: I didn't think they came that big!

*five minutes later after everyone stops pissing themselves laughing....*

Winnel: I dunno... I've seen some pretty big, and horrifying ones.

Me: *laughs* Ok then, Tarra with the double-R and double-Es.

Tweedledee: Not sure I remember her, but wish I did!

Much laughter and boob jokes ensued.

Also Tweedledum learned why it is not a good idea to set a bug on fire before you step on it, regardless of whether or not it is still alight when you do so. The bug and the cement floor it is on will be hot, and charred bug remains will melt into the rubber sole of your shoe. No amount of scraping will remove it.

In other news, I saw this weird little man today. I think I knew him... not sure why though. It's driving me crazy too... have established he does not work at the bottleshop or servo... I think he might be a connex dude and work at the station.

And speaking of people I think I recognise, there's this girl hanging around at Eastland that looks a lot like like Meg (who lives in what I imagine is currently a very humid Townsville) and every time I see her I go "WTF? I didn't know she was coming down here!"

Oh, and another quote from work before I forget to share "Goody, I always wanted to know what PVC tastes like when entering the digestive tract from the wrong end, take notes won't you Tweedledum?" Suffice to say Tweedledum had said somethign to offend Tweedledee and the offended party was threatening to insert a roll of PVC into Tweedledum's nether regions.

Anyhow... I am waiting for Nath to arrive, being as I have something for him, and I need me a Nath hug, I have not had one in some time.

Oh, and in other stupid news I have lost my ATM card, so I haev no access to my $ until they send a new one out, because I work during bank hours, and can't get to one do to a manual withdrawl... stupid bank being the smae as office hours...

Along with the card I lost a bus ticket, that still had 4 trips left on it. I really am 12 kinds of moron.

Also I want pizza... it is on its way, YUMMY! Bubba's Special with Anchovies... :) Yes please!

Oh, and I'm going to see Rocky Horror tonight on the big screen for the first time... EVER :D Fungus however is wimping out, but I'm sure I'll manage despite his absence.

So, without further delay, I must bid you adieu, as I think I can hear Nathan's car.